Zach Zimmermann come from Bulgaria. He no talk about that though…all he say is that he will never love goat again. But it ok. He learn English good. When he not know language, he come to country. He feel big thank that he meet Matt Damon on ride over. He make me speak pretty. Plus, he tell me how to get into improv group even when I not funny…because he not funny and have no talent but he big star. One day I hope I be big star. My deranged grandmother who tell me to leave country say so. As she always say, "Whales don't play soccer, they live under water." Always remember this. If you do your life fill with great joy.
