Representing the Southwestern utopia of Alberquirque, New Mexico, Andrew Cole is the only member of Asinine who actually knows how to spell Albukerkey. Affectionately known as "ACorp," Andrew's story is provocative, barbarous, and highfalutin. His autobiography, "Serenity Now, Insanity Later: The Story of Andrew Cole," will be available in booksellers everywhere, just as soon as he gets famous.Andrew doesn't know karate, but he knows ka-razy.