Asinine: Sketch & Improv Comedy

MASH

Husband

Chris Brown
Flavor Flav
Roger Klotz
~~Ben Weil~~

Bridesmaid

~~Condoleezza Rice~~
Elissa Hernandez
Harriet Tubman
Topanga

Kids

0
3
1,473
1

Transportation

Razor Scooter
Magic Carpet
Chair Lift
~~Hyundai~~

Wedding Song

Mr. Boombastic
Its my Life Bon Jovi
Mo Money Mo Problems
Blessed Union of Souls

Career

Baldwin
Writer
Zenon Girl of the 21st Century
Mermaid

Hobby

~~Pogs~~
Krumping
Clowning
Lacrosse

Sex Life

~~Phone sex only~~
Once a decade
When a man loves a woman
Polite

Amy will marry Roger Klotz.
Her bridesmaid will be Elissa Hernandez.
She will have 1 child.
She will get to work by chair lift.
Her wedding song will be Mr. Boombastic.
She will be a full time mermaid.
She will krump in her spare time.
And once a decade she will have sex.

The End.